Female, the complicated sex.

I know this sounds really contradicting especially when it’s coming from someone of the same gender. But really, from what Ive gathered and based on experience, I believe you’ll agree with me.

a. She puts up her own picture as the wallpaper on her cellphone. Ladies, you miss yourself so much eh?

b. She believes her number is really that sacred that men have to perform rituals to get it.

c. She thinks she’s the only hot girl alive on this planet.

d. She believes when a man FIRST adds her on facebook, chances are he’s interested in her.

e. She’s the queen that every man she dates has to open the door for her, pull her chair open, let her make the first order, etc., you name it.

f. She gets her man to carry her handbag. Go hit the gym, ladies.

g. She never keeps her focus. Really, take her shopping.

h. She does manicure and pedicure worth $100++ that lasts, say…a wk?

i. She spends $100++ on her hair when really, it’s just a haircut.

j. She thinks she’s the only woman alive by playing it hard to get.

k. She has OCD, in any kind.

l. She tries so hard to get that man’s attention then plays it cool when a he’s trying to hit on her.

m. She thinks she’s always right. Men, stop giving in!

n. She’s always in control. Men, you got balls.

o. She decodes everything men do and fail to do.

p. She thinks men read her mind.

q. She thinks dieting makes her any hotter.

r. She fantasizes too much. Try Edward Cullen or Jacob.

s. She’s fickle-minded.

I love S. Shall cease here.

XOXO,
Sha

James Blunt - Goodbye My Lover on repeat

Yes, yes, I couldn’t get this song out of head. Had it on repeat since 1/2h ago. No, no, I didn’t go through a break-up or anything. I wasn’t in any relationship to begin with. (Now what does that supposed to mean???)

I caught Vampire Diaries this morning on MioTV. Yes, it’s something like Twilight but the protagonist is nothing near Edward Cullen. Also, I prefer Bella to the female lead in VD. And NO, I ain’t a huge fan of this vampire fantasy crap. I watch such shows for the romance. Come on, you can’t disagree the fact that vampire romance is something everyone hankers for. But vampires don’t exist. Nor does such epic romance.

Moving on. I’ve been catching clips on Jeremy Clarkson Meets The Neighbours series (credits to Boon). Yes, JEREMY CLARKSON. For those who are HUGE FANS of cars, I’m sure his name rings a bell. Well, you should catch this series too. Basically, he travels around Europe and uncover things we may not know about countries like France, Germany, Spain, etc. Example, the Humour Church in Germany and interesting sports in Belgium. Must watch!

Off to work on my script now,
Shasha

Solitude

Of an island,
far away from the hustle of this city life,
free from labour,
that stems from no passion.

Solitude,
of an island, 
with stretches of white beaches,
clear blue waters,
in which corals thrive,
and never ending adventure.

Solitude, 
of an island,
where we would first meet,
make love,
and be together.

10 RANDOM FACTS ABOUT ME.

With what I’ve gathered from people:

1. I’m short.

2. I have eyes.

3. I have two ears.

4. I have an upper and bottom lips.

5. I have breasts.

6. I have small hands.

7. And small feet.

8. I have wavy hair.

9. I talk a lot.

10. I’m really lame now.

I like it when a door is shut, God opens a window.

Seriously, I don’t understand what is the relation between a door and a window. Anyways, cabbed to school this morn cause I realized (when I was happily waxing my hair) I have a very important meeting 1/2h before it commenced. Yes, tell me about it. Thank God, though, I took the cab. Not only I arrived school 5 mins earlier, I had a great conversation with Ms. Cab Driver.

She’s been driving for almost 9 years. Her mother passed away of cancer. She told me about how her mother was expected to last for only 3 months but the latter survived for 2 yrs. Reason being she was living happily. And Ms. Cab Driver shared with me her encounter with other cancer patients. How their tongues were red and swollen and stuck out forever. Horrible.

Also, she shared with me how these experiences altered her perception of people and things and treatment towards others. She couldn’t see a point why we should be mean towards others. And she emphasized why we should never take things seriously. Cause ultimately, we are going to die. So why bother much about anything?

Food for thought, 
Shasha

God, it's 15 minutes before bedtime and I'm all contemplative.

Strange how things are right now. My life’s so happening. I love it this way but it seems like there’s so much to do in so little time. Consequently, nothing holds much value anymore.

I need a break from everything. I wish to escape this hustle bustle kinda of life that emphasizes on fame and money. For once, we should do something right from the bottom of our hearts. Happiness does not equate to what we own. Big cars, nice clothes make up what I would call “Ephemeral Felicity”. Should have more faith in the after-life and the seek for more experience. Cause the former is permanent and the latter is priceless.

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